“how many deployments have you ever been on?”

I as soon as noticed a female uni student try and finally end up a bloke at a uni recruiting stand, who changed into ex-2CDO and basically had killed people within the Ghan, by way of asking him if he’d ever killed any individual.

without blinking, he countered “have you ever ever had two dicks in you at the identical time?”

Following a extremely long pause he endured

“It’s an attractive fucking own question, isn’t fit? Now fuck off.”